YOUR BAND SUCKS
Writes deliberately nasty songs about people who deserve them and has never denied who they are about
vex on it
after hoursHonest use case: Ex-partners of musicians, or anyone who enjoys gleeful, venomous pop-punk.
Exhibit: “The marquee spelled your name all wrong It's still the best line in your song”
style
the numbers
- bpm
- 108
- key
- F minor
- energy
- 0.66
- dance
- 0.96
- valence
- 0.57
- vocal at
- 3.4s
- length
- 1:31
- words
- 176
- clichés
- 0
- language
- En
most sung: “band” ×13 · “sucks” ×13 · “best” ×4
shared with the crate: 37 other songs use “car”
lyrics
One, two — you know it's true! You dumped me for the touring dream Your drummer plays like wet ice cream Three chords, and all of them on loan The front row's just your mom. Alone. (woo-hoo!) I bought a ticket just to boo (boo! boo!) Best twelve dollars I ever blew Your band sucks! (your band sucks!) And honestly? So do you! Your band sucks! (your band sucks!) Your solo proved it too! Your band sucks — I want my hoodie back Your band sucks — and that's your best track The marquee spelled your name all wrong It's still the best line in your song I whistled like a car alarm Consider it my parting charm (mwah!) Maybe I'm bitter... (maybe, maybe) Nope — checked my heart, it's daisies, baby! Your band sucks! (your band sucks!) And honestly? So do you! Your band sucks! (your band sucks!) Your solo proved it too! Your band sucks — I want my hoodie back Your band sucks — and that's your best track Suck! Suck! Your band sucks! (na-na-na-na)