Uncle Owns the Dance Floor
Wedding singer for a decade who knows exactly when a room is about to turn
style
the numbers
- bpm
- 152
- key
- G major
- energy
- 0.72
- dance
- 0.94
- valence
- 0.37
- vocal at
- 12.5s
- length
- 3:24
- words
- 218
- clichés
- 0
- language
- Si
most sung: “baila” ×28 · “uncle” ×11 · “dance” ×9
lyrics
(bottle caps pop) Aiyo... here he comes... (baila! baila!) The wedding band strikes up at nine My uncle stretches out his knees He's sixty-two and feeling fine He moves like nobody agrees (aiyo! aiyo!) The aunties clear a circle wide (wide, wide!) There's nowhere any shame can hide Baila, baila, dance with the uncle (oi! oi!) Baila, baila, spin till you fall Baila, baila, dance with the uncle His sarong is fighting for us all Baila, baila, dance with the uncle (one more! one more!) My cousin films it for the feed Two million views by Monday noon He dips my grandma — yes, indeed The trumpet player lost the tune (machan! machan!) Baila, baila, dance with the uncle (oi! oi!) Baila, baila, spin till you fall Baila, baila, dance with the uncle His sarong is fighting for us all Baila, baila, dance with the uncle (one more! one more!) They say that dignity is free (is free, is free) He gave his up in ninety-three (and never looked back!) Baila, baila, dance with the uncle (oi! oi!) Baila, baila, spin till you fall Baila, baila, dance with the uncle His sarong is fighting for us all Baila, baila, dance with the uncle (one more! one more!) (the DJ gives up) Baila, baila... (aiyo, uncle, go home)