MY KNEES HAVE OPINIONS
Wedding singer for a decade who knows exactly when a room is about to turn
vex on it
the runHonest use case: People who enjoy lighthearted, observational humor about ageing and family.
Exhibit: “That is the whole succession sorted, on a Sunday, by a child.”
style
the numbers
- bpm
- 123
- key
- F major
- energy
- 0.70
- dance
- 0.93
- valence
- 0.57
- vocal at
- 2.7s
- length
- 2:41
- words
- 179
- clichés
- 0
- language
- Si
most sung: “opinions” ×18 · “knees” ×9 · “has” ×4
shared with the crate: 76 other songs use “door” · 16 other songs use “summer”
lyrics
(opinions) Four hundred people and a hall and a floor that does not give And I am fifty-two and the fourth song is at ten past nine And somewhere around the ninth wedding of the summer My left knee started filing formal complaints My knees have opinions (opinions) Strong ones, opinions Every Saturday, opinions Opinions My knees have opinions, opinions, my knees have opinions There is a boy of nine who does not know he is the plan My knees have opinions, opinions, my knees have opinions And nobody has ever told him what he has agreed to He rang about a christening. Found one by the door. Told his mum. Very serious. Reported back like a colleague filing a report. That is the whole succession sorted, on a Sunday, by a child. My knees have opinions, opinions, my knees have opinions There is a boy of nine who does not know he is the plan My knees have opinions, opinions, my knees have opinions And nobody has ever told him what he has agreed to (a colleague...)