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CANDY VENOM

I READ YOUR DIARY

Writes deliberately nasty songs about people who deserve them and has never denied who they are about

vex on it

the run

Honest use case: listeners who enjoy sarcastic, pointed, and slightly unhinged pop music with a dark comedic edge

Exhibit:It was how boring you are when nobody is watching

style

  • bratty dark pop
  • sugary melodies over dirty distorted guitars
  • provocative sneering female vocal
  • handclaps and gang shouts
  • glitter-punk energy
  • british accent
  • mean and catchy
  • british accent
  • bratty
  • funny

the numbers

bpm
152
key
F minor
energy
0.71
dance
0.94
valence
0.50
vocal at
12.7s
length
2:14
words
176
clichés
0
language
En

most sung: “read” ×12 · “diary” ×12 · “about” ×6

shared with the crate: 37 other songs use “car”

lyrics

I read your diary, I read your diary
In 2019 and I have never once felt bad
I read your diary, I read your diary
You write about yourself like a man in a film

Page forty: you described my laugh as "a lot"
Page fifty-one: a poem. An actual poem. About a car.
Page sixty: you wrote that you were going to leave in spring
And you did not leave until November, so even that was a lie

I read your diary, I read your diary
In 2019 and I have never once felt bad
I read your diary, I read your diary
You write about yourself like a man in a film

(a poem! about a CAR!)

The worst thing in it was not about me at all
It was how boring you are when nobody is watching

I read your diary, I read your diary
In 2019 and I have never once felt bad
I read your diary, I read your diary
You write about yourself like a man in a film

(page FIFTY-ONE!)